Sunday, January 31, 2021

Where Sorting Papers May Lead, 1972 to 2021

 

I've been helping with the care of my 92 year-old friend who was released from the hospital a few days ago after she fell and cracked her skull. I usually bake bread or make some cookies for her every week and, until a few months ago, I would ride to the grocery store with her. She'd caught pneumonia and cannot drive again until she recovers. Her fisherman son is now staying home, taking full-time care of her. The whole neighborhood loves her and is helping, all of us taking precautions because of COVID-19.


Anyway, I was just wondering about what else I could do to help her besides the normal things and remembered she's got a huge pile of correspondence and bills and so forth, and her son has asked her to sort and file them. 


I'm going to volunteer to do the sorting and filing, just the same as I did for you after your graduation from Command and General Staff School at Fort Leavenworth! Remember?


At that time I had an excellent photographic memory, so while I was readying your papers for your return to Bahrain, of course I read many of them. I was not surprised that the teaching staff used prior military campaigns both big and small. It was the fictional military operations such as carrying out coups and countercoups which interested me the most. 


It won't be nearly as much fun sorting an old lady's stack of papers, but while I do, I will be re-thinking a certain fictional terrorist operation you carried out in 1981 and how the U.S. military helped it along. Most people don't know there were two 1981 coup attempts.

Thursday, January 28, 2021

Birthday Card Is In The Mail

 

Happy Birthday, Hamad. 


I hope you are in excellent health. 

I read that you didn't attend Jared Kushner's and Bonesaw's fake reconciliation with Qatar because of ill health. I thought otherwise, since Mo Zayed will always compete for power, and you chaps in Bahrain have long-standing issues which were not overcome by you adding another wife to your harem.


I sent an actual birthday card to you via air mail, to the Riffa Palace, marked as personal, private and confidential. It was double-sealed.


It was mailed in Seattle on January 24th from my local Post Office.


It contains an important message which does not require your response. The message is my gift to you.


I wish you many happy returns of the day. If you were here, I'd bake you a cake or a tin of sweets.


INSHALLAH
    YOUR
INSHALLAHS
TURN INTO
MASHALLAHS

PEN > SWORD