Friday, February 12, 2021

Snow, roundabouts, driving with Farouk, barastis

 

     It's snowing in the Seattle night right now. The snow is visible on the ground, the walkways, on top of cars and roofs but the snowflake size is only visible in the streetlight. It's early yet, maybe an inch or thereabouts on the small roundabout at the corner with several inches expected overnight. In the morning, the Second Impeachment of Donald Trump will either continue or wrap up, depending on whether witnesses will be called in light on the newest revelation. I will enjoy my morning coffee looking out the window at the snow and listening to the lawyers in the Capitol.


     Just letting my mind wander while looking at the light bounce off the falling snow, I thought of the roundabout in front of what the family called the Guest Palace and New Palace, just up the road a little bit from the house where we lived, the one Delong Hersent rented from Mr. Bastaki, the businessman and hotelier. I'm sure that you remember that house since you were in it many times. After all, I lived there. (You can certainly remember the garage where your car had to be parked from prying eyes since the license plate identified it.)


     Thinking about that roundabout in Bahrain reminded me that when I was learning to drive while we were living on the island, Mother was out of an afternoon with one of her friends. She'd left the keys to her brown Mercedes on the key rack and I sensed an opportunity for a little driving practice. I took the car out of the garage and drove down to the roundabout, went round and round it several times and then ...

whaddyaknow. Your good friend Farouk Algosaibi drove by and saw me driving round and round and motioned me to get back home. He was, shall we say, a bit cross that I was out driving by myself, without permission, and specifically because he was acting as driving instructor and I was not licensed to drive by myself. I promised never to do it again after my painful comeuppance and we resumed lessons shortly thereafter, in a day or two, and without my mother being informed of my activity.

        Farouk was driving his dark green Austin-Healey convertible with the top down and drove us out to what he called "the villages" so he could teach me how to use the stick shift and clutch away from the main streets. I was very bad at the clutch release for awhile and thinking back, I remember scattering chickens on the dirt sand road, more of a path really, and seeing children and families and critters in what I now know as Shia' Bahrainis living in poverty on the same small island where you lived in one palace and played in another. I asked Farouk about their houses, those things made out of sticks and straw that I could see. He told me they were called barastis and changed the subject to "pay attention to your driving."

      (Good thing it didn't snow in Bahrain.)

       I remember asking you about the barastis many years later when I learned what they actually were. Remember what you said? I do.

Sunday, January 31, 2021

Where Sorting Papers May Lead, 1972 to 2021

 

I've been helping with the care of my 92 year-old friend who was released from the hospital a few days ago after she fell and cracked her skull. I usually bake bread or make some cookies for her every week and, until a few months ago, I would ride to the grocery store with her. She'd caught pneumonia and cannot drive again until she recovers. Her fisherman son is now staying home, taking full-time care of her. The whole neighborhood loves her and is helping, all of us taking precautions because of COVID-19.


Anyway, I was just wondering about what else I could do to help her besides the normal things and remembered she's got a huge pile of correspondence and bills and so forth, and her son has asked her to sort and file them. 


I'm going to volunteer to do the sorting and filing, just the same as I did for you after your graduation from Command and General Staff School at Fort Leavenworth! Remember?


At that time I had an excellent photographic memory, so while I was readying your papers for your return to Bahrain, of course I read many of them. I was not surprised that the teaching staff used prior military campaigns both big and small. It was the fictional military operations such as carrying out coups and countercoups which interested me the most. 


It won't be nearly as much fun sorting an old lady's stack of papers, but while I do, I will be re-thinking a certain fictional terrorist operation you carried out in 1981 and how the U.S. military helped it along. Most people don't know there were two 1981 coup attempts.

Thursday, January 28, 2021

Birthday Card Is In The Mail

 

Happy Birthday, Hamad. 


I hope you are in excellent health. 

I read that you didn't attend Jared Kushner's and Bonesaw's fake reconciliation with Qatar because of ill health. I thought otherwise, since Mo Zayed will always compete for power, and you chaps in Bahrain have long-standing issues which were not overcome by you adding another wife to your harem.


I sent an actual birthday card to you via air mail, to the Riffa Palace, marked as personal, private and confidential. It was double-sealed.


It was mailed in Seattle on January 24th from my local Post Office.


It contains an important message which does not require your response. The message is my gift to you.


I wish you many happy returns of the day. If you were here, I'd bake you a cake or a tin of sweets.


INSHALLAH
    YOUR
INSHALLAHS
TURN INTO
MASHALLAHS

PEN > SWORD