Happy Birthday, Hamad.
I hope you are in excellent health.
I read that you didn't attend Jared Kushner's and Bonesaw's fake reconciliation with Qatar because of ill health. I thought otherwise, since Mo Zayed will always compete for power, and you chaps in Bahrain have long-standing issues which were not overcome by you adding another wife to your harem.
I sent an actual birthday card to you via air mail, to the Riffa Palace, marked as personal, private and confidential. It was double-sealed.
It was mailed in Seattle on January 24th from my local Post Office.
It contains an important message which does not require your response. The message is my gift to you.
I wish you many happy returns of the day. If you were here, I'd bake you a cake or a tin of sweets.
