You're welcome.
He's nothing like his father except for the mustache dye.
Monday, July 13, 2015
Tuesday, February 10, 2015
Rice
I need some rice. Also, the grand piano and the small villa to put it in, as you promised. I've finished my service as your political advisor and truly hope that you take my advice.
I learned what your promises were worth long ago, so perhaps others may break their promises to you.
I don't need your rice. It is miserly anyway.
I learned what your promises were worth long ago, so perhaps others may break their promises to you.
I don't need your rice. It is miserly anyway.
Thursday, January 29, 2015
Retirement Age
You've reached it. Retire already. Take your cane to steady yourself as you walk away. You won't need your uncle or Khalid or Abdullah to carry you anymore. You can do it all by yourself. Prove Danny O'Leary wrong. He said that you'd have to be carried all the way.
Wednesday, January 28, 2015
Birthday Suggestions
This year I offer some further suggestions for your birthday. First, you should pardon Sheikh Ali Salman of Al Wefaq today.
Next, send uncle Sheikh Khalifa bin Salman to Saudi Arabia and a glorious retirement with all his children, grand children and great-grand children. He deserves it and so does Bahrain.
Third, you should publicly confess and apologize for your role in the 1981 coup, along with those of Khalid and Khalifa, the so-called Khawalids. You know what you did. Bahrainis should know, too.
Finally, you should abdicate in favor of Crown Prince Salman in order to "spend more time with your families."
#FreeAliSalman
https://twitter.com/hashtag/freealisalman
Happy birthday, Hamad. Many happy returns.
Next, send uncle Sheikh Khalifa bin Salman to Saudi Arabia and a glorious retirement with all his children, grand children and great-grand children. He deserves it and so does Bahrain.
Third, you should publicly confess and apologize for your role in the 1981 coup, along with those of Khalid and Khalifa, the so-called Khawalids. You know what you did. Bahrainis should know, too.
Finally, you should abdicate in favor of Crown Prince Salman in order to "spend more time with your families."
#FreeAliSalman
https://twitter.com/hashtag/freealisalman
Happy birthday, Hamad. Many happy returns.
Tuesday, January 27, 2015
Tuesday, January 28, 2014
Bearing birthday gifts
Birthday advice is the same this year, but first, be wise. Send Salman over here to talk with me about game changer, inter alia. When he returns, please take my advice.
Meanwhile, I offer you a gift this year other than my acknowledgment of your birthday and advice. This year, a bit of information. Intelligence, if you will. The good major told me that he could be turned for 200,000 quid. That was '81, Mayfair. I didn't report it, sensing a trap. Watch your back.
Happy Birthday, H. Abdicate.
Meanwhile, I offer you a gift this year other than my acknowledgment of your birthday and advice. This year, a bit of information. Intelligence, if you will. The good major told me that he could be turned for 200,000 quid. That was '81, Mayfair. I didn't report it, sensing a trap. Watch your back.
Happy Birthday, H. Abdicate.
Monday, January 28, 2013
They say it's your birthday
Queen Beatrix announced today that she is going to abdicate to make way for her oldest son to become King. You should do the same. It would be a great Happy Birthday present to the country.
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