Birthday Suggestions

This year I offer some further suggestions for your birthday. First, you should pardon Sheikh Ali Salman of Al Wefaq today.

Next, send uncle Sheikh Khalifa bin Salman to Saudi Arabia and a glorious retirement with all his children, grand children and great-grand children. He deserves it and so does Bahrain.

Third, you should publicly confess and apologize for your role in the 1981 coup, along with those of Khalid and Khalifa, the so-called Khawalids. You know what you did. Bahrainis should know, too.

Finally, you should abdicate in favor of Crown Prince Salman in order to "spend more time with your families."

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Happy birthday, Hamad. Many happy returns.

Anticipation

It's coming tomorrow. Wait for it.

Bearing birthday gifts

Birthday advice is the same this year, but first, be wise. Send Salman over here to talk with me about game changer, inter alia. When he returns, please take my advice.

Meanwhile, I offer you a gift this year other than my acknowledgment of your birthday and advice. This year, a bit of information. Intelligence, if you will. The good major told me that he could be turned for 200,000 quid. That was '81, Mayfair. I didn't report it, sensing a trap. Watch your back.

Happy Birthday, H. Abdicate.

They say it's your birthday

Queen Beatrix announced today that she is going to abdicate to make way for her oldest son to become King. You should do the same. It would be a great Happy Birthday present to the country.

Now you claim to be a man of honor

So, in an interview in Der Spiegel magazine in the news today, you said, "... our women were very scared and it is the duty of a gentleman to protect women, so I had to protect them." Oh, yeah? You didn't protect me, oh man of honor. Instead you let me stay in grave danger, and I only found out about it the last time I walked out of your door and Khalid shot off his mouth. You're soon going to find out what it means to be scared and in danger, and no other king will be able to help you.

Once again

My gift to you is advice, same as last year. Abdicate. Get the Hello out before they chase you out at the point of a gun. I warned you about Khalid 30 years ago. You should not trust him.

So, happy birthday.

it's that time again

Happy Birthday. Abdicate.